The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show

Today FM's Breakfast Show celebrates the launch of Mario Rosenstock's new book, Gift Grub and Me. The episode features an interview with Rosenstock, who discusses the contents of the book, including behind-the-scenes stories from his career, encounters with famous figures like Roy Keane and various Taoisigh, and the origins of the Gift Grub sketches. The broadcast includes unexpected guest appearances via phone, featuring Vincent Brown, Brian Cowen, Miriam O'Callaghan, and Ivan Yates. The discussion covers a range of topics from the history of Today FM to humorous impressions and lighthearted banter regarding current events and book sales.

A segment from Today FM's Gift Grub featuring Radio Roy and Dennis. The episode covers various satirical news items including the precarious managerial position of Martin O'Neill at Celtic, Robbie Keane's expressed desperation for a new club, and RTE's decision regarding commentary for upcoming matches. The broadcast concludes with a chaotic confrontation involving a caller named Rye regarding the Israel situation.

This episode features a discussion regarding the recent controversies surrounding Ed Sheeran's American tour and the withdrawal of his support acts. The conversation explores the singer's attempts to navigate public scrutiny by adopting a neutral stance on divisive topics, ranging from regional preferences between Galway and Mayo girls to football rivalries and even types of water. The segment concludes with Sheeran's stated mission to avoid causing offense to anyone.

Host Ian Dempsey discusses the government's new Emergency Ready Initiative, which involves distributing 2.2 million booklets advising citizens to stock up on essentials like water, torches, and tinned food. The episode features a debate between Simon Harris, acting as Minister for Emergencies, and Mary Lou McDonald regarding the necessity of such preparations for potential events like pandemics or cyber attacks. The conversation escalates into a political exchange over the adequacy of government preparedness and the cost of living, with participants debating whether the initiative is a practical safety measure or a performative gesture.

A discussion on the Today FM program Gift Grub regarding the release of former rugby player Peter O'Mahony's new autobiography, titled All In, All In. The segment features comedic commentary from Donal Lenehan, Johnny Sexton, and Ronan O'Gara, touching on themes of rugby culture, Munster rivalries, and O'Mahony's interest in gardening.

A weekly compilation of the biggest satirical moments from Today FM's Gift Grub. The episode features a surreal report from the National Ploughing Championships, including political parodies involving Sinn Féin and Donald Trump, alongside a comedic look at Katie Taylor's presence at the event. The program also explores the implications of pets being allowed on public transport through fictional interviews with Taoiseach Micheál Martin, Roy Keane, and Michael D. Higgins. Additional segments include a hyperbolic sports report on Dublin footballer Troy Parrott's sudden stardom in Spain and a betting rundown from Ivan Yates regarding potential guests for the return of The Late Late Show. The episode blends topical Irish politics, celebrity parodies, and absurd social commentary.

In this segment of the Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show, former bookmaker and politician Ivan Yates joins Gift Grub to discuss the betting markets surrounding the first episode of The Late Late Show. The discussion covers various gambling trends, including heavy favorites like Dermot Bannon and speculation regarding the appearance of 'Nordies' or members of the Shane Lowry family. Yates provides specific odds from major bookmakers such as Boyle Sports, Ladbrokes, and Paddy Power. The segment explores long-shot bets involving celebrities like Vogue Williams' baby and Macklemore, while also noting the predicted timing for a potential appearance by Mario Rosenstock.

This episode of Gift Grub explores the meteoric rise of Dublin-born footballer Troy Parrott at the Spanish club Real Betis. The segment highlights Parrott's impact in La Liga, specifically his recent winning goal against Real Madrid and the resulting cultural phenomenon in Seville involving Irish fans and local language adaptations. The broadcast features satirical commentary on the player's popularity, including fictionalized reactions from Jose Mourinho and various football pundits. The narrative covers everything from the surge of Dublin supporters in Spain to the commercial impact of Parrott's success on Spanish Spotify.

Host Ian Dempsey sits down with renowned chef Nevin Maguire to discuss his latest cookbook, One Pan Wins. The conversation explores the growing popularity of one-pan, one-tray, and one-pot cooking driven by a desire for convenience and energy efficiency in the modern kitchen. Maguire shares insights into the evolution of the Irish palate, moving from traditional methods to embracing global flavors like tagines, pesto, and various spices. The episode also touches upon Maguire's professional life at MacNean, his dedication to his team, and his various media ventures including television and cookery schools. The discussion covers practical cooking tips, such as the ease of preparing sustainable fish like hake, and highlights the versatility of his new recipes which cater to different dietary needs, including vegetarian and vegan options.

This episode of Today FM features a discussion regarding new proposals from the National Transport Authority to allow pets greater access to public transport services, including buses, trains, and trams, starting in 2027. Host Ian Dempsey interviews Taoiseach Micheál Martin about the practical implications of relaxing rules on carrying animals such as dogs and cats. The conversation expands into a comedic debate involving various callers, including Piers Doherty from Sinn Féin, Roy Keane, and Michael D Higgins. The discussion explores the potential logistical challenges of the plan, ranging from concerns about allergies and space to humorous scenarios involving exotic animals like alpacas and lions on public transport.

A live report from the National Ploughing Championships coverage on Today FM's Gift Grub. The segment features a satirical look at the event's atmosphere, ranging from political stands featuring Sinn Féin and Trump-themed merchandise to celebrity appearances including Katie Taylor at the Lidl stand and the arrival of the Mayo football team alongside the Saw Doctors. The report covers various festivities including mud wrestling and the arrival of local figures via helicopter.

A segment from Today FM's Gift Grub featuring satirical interviews regarding Donald Trump's recent visit to Ireland. The episode includes a character performance by Michael Flatley discussing his musical welcome for the President and the lifting of Irish whiskey tariffs, as well as a comedic interview with Micheál Martin expressing relief following the visit. The broadcast also touches upon themes of political tension and historical references involving Kennedy and United Ireland.

This episode covers Shane Lowry's victory at the Amgen Irish Open, highlighting his second win at the event and third win on Irish soil. The broadcast features a lighthearted interview with Simon Harris, who humorously refers to himself as the newly established Minister for Golf, and a live report from the ongoing celebrations in Doonbeg with Paul McGinley. The segment also includes a brief, anecdotal mention of President Trump's presence and his claims regarding his own golfing performance.

This episode of the Gift Grub podcast features a series of comedic sketches, including a satirical rehearsal for Donald Trump's visit to Ireland and a parody of callers complaining about a radio advertisement. The episode also includes humorous segments involving Westlife appearing in various locations and a mock interview with Katie Taylor. The show continues with a comedic series of lengthy, trivial thank-yous before transitioning into a satirical critique of the new Gogglebox Ireland celebrity special. TV critic Daniel O'Donnell expresses extreme disdain for the show and its participants, jokingly suggesting he would rather endure physical pain than watch it.

A segment from Today FM's Gift Grub featuring a series of heated phone-in callers expressing intense frustration over a specific Tech 7 radio advertisement. The episode progresses from individual complaints about the ad's annoyance to wilder allegations involving political figures, including claims that Simon Harris is the voice behind the commercial and threats of Oireachtas committee investigations.

A comedic sketch from Gift Grub on Today FM featuring a satirical rehearsal for an upcoming visit by Donald Trump to Ireland. The segment depicts Irish political figures, including a fictionalized version of President Connolly and Taoiseach Micheál Martin, attempting to navigate a diplomatic meeting while avoiding controversial topics like climate change and wealth inequality. The tension escalates during a simulated FaceTime call with Trump, where the dialogue shifts into absurd renaming of Irish landmarks and heated verbal confrontations between the visiting dignitary and the Irish leadership. The episode concludes with a chaotic exchange involving aggressive political rhetoric and the unpredictable nature of the diplomatic encounter.

A comedic sketch from Today FM's Gift Grub featuring an absurd encounter between commuters and the boyband Westlife. The segment follows a surreal narrative where members of Westlife appear on a train, at a golf tournament in Doonbeg, during a weather report, and even within a confessional booth, all while interrupted by snippets of their hit songs. The episode blends topical references to the 3Arena residency with a chaotic, non-linear structure that places pop stars in unexpected settings like sand bunkers and household arguments.

The Gift Grub segment on Today FM celebrates the recent Katie Taylor fight at Croke Park, describing the event's atmosphere as a spectacular production comparable to Madison Square Garden. The broadcast features reflections from Michael Flatley on the impact of the fight and an emotional series of acknowledgments from Katie Taylor herself. Taylor uses her time on air to offer a wide-ranging list of thanks to various individuals from her past, ranging from school teachers and local shopkeepers in Bray to postmen and milkmen. The episode captures the celebratory mood following the high-profile boxing event.

The hosts of Gift Grub discuss the upcoming celebrity edition of Gogglebox, which is set to premiere on September 9th. The segment lists several Irish media personalities expected to appear in the new season, including Lottie Ryan, Claire Byrne, and Mario Rosenstock. A caller named Daniel joins the conversation to mock the announcement, jokingly threatening to kick the television screen and criticizing Virgin Media for 'scraping the barrel.' The banter continues with lighthearted jabs at the potential cast members and the absurdity of the concept.

This episode of the Gift Grub podcast features a series of satirical sketches covering various news stories from the week. The segments include a parody of a press conference for Katie Taylor's fight, a critique of Fontaines D.C. by Dave Fanning, and a 'Transfer Deadline Day' style roundup of Irish media and political figures. The episode also explores local reactions to Donald Trump's visit to County Clare and features a comedic interaction involving An Garda Síochána. Additionally, an Ian Dempsey interview with a satirical version of Christy Moore focuses on the musician's supposed immense wealth and his negotiation of musical rates.

The episode discusses the recent announcement of Fontaines D.C. playing Slane Castle, a surprise reveal made at the end of Electric Picnic. The discussion features guests Brian Kerr and Dave Fanning offering contrasting perspectives on the band's popularity and musical style. While Kerr reminisces about frontman Grian Chatton's presence, Fanning delivers a harsh critique of the band's post-punk sound, leading to a comedic prepared apology and a mock resignation.

Host Ian Dempsey interviews 2008 Olympic boxing silver medalist Kenneth Egan ahead of Katie Taylor's homecoming bout against Flora Peely at a sold-out Croke Park. The discussion covers the significance of the event, which marks the end of Taylor's illustrious career, and provides insights into her fighting style and legendary status in Irish boxing. Egan shares personal anecdotes from his time in the high-performance unit, recalling Taylor's toughness during sparring sessions with Paddy Barnes and Michael Conlon. The conversation also explores Taylor's lasting legacy, specifically her role in inspiring a surge of young female athletes to enter the sport following her 2012 Olympic gold medal win.

In this segment from Today FM, host Ian Dempsey discusses recent financial reports regarding entertainer Christy Moore. The conversation centers on news from The Irish Times reporting significant profits and dividends for Moore's company, Yellow Furs. During the interview, Moore humorously discusses his newfound wealth and presents a selection of pricing options for a song he has written about his financial success, ranging from a cappella to full instrumental. The episode concludes with a performance of the new song, titled 'Ordinary Man Me Arse,' which satirizes his transition from manual labor to significant wealth.

A satirical news segment from Today FM's Gift Grub that parodies the transfer deadline day phenomenon in sports. The episode applies the concept of high-stakes player transfers to Irish politics, media, and entertainment figures, reporting on fictional moves such as Michael Martin joining Ireland AM and Ronan Keating signing for the Saw Doctors. The broadcast covers a series of absurd 'deals' involving various public personalities, framed through the lens of breaking news reports from journalists on the scene.

A segment from the Gift Grub radio show on Today FM covering a press conference at the Helix ahead of Katie Taylor's final fight at Croke Park. The broadcast features a satirical look at the high-profile attendees and the palpable excitement surrounding the event, including comedic interactions involving figures like Eddie Hearn, Simon Harris, and various Irish celebrities.

This episode of Gift Grub explores the preparations in Doonbeg, County Clare, ahead of the 2026 Irish Open and the anticipated visit of President Donald Trump. Through a series of comedic sketches, the program interviews local residents regarding their views on the President and discusses the massive security operation involving An Garda Síochána. The segment features various characters reacting to the influx of security personnel, the potential for hosting officers in private homes, and the unusual roles being played by golf course staff during high-profile visits.

The Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show discusses the recent Electric Picnic festival, reflecting on a wet but eventful weekend in Strad Valley and County Leitrim. The episode covers musical highlights including performances by the Saw Doctors, Zara Larsson, Fontaines D.C., and CMAT, as well as the announcement of Slane 2027. Featuring an interview with Pascal Donoghue and a comedic impression of Morgan Freeman, the show captures the atmosphere of the festival, from muddy car struggles to the emotional impact of live music.

This episode of the Gift Grub podcast features a series of comedic sketches involving parodies of famous Irish figures and celebrities, including Mark Zuckerberg, James Dyson, and Brian Kerr. The episode also includes nostalgic reimagining of personalities like Roy Keane as a school child and a satirical look at the Healy Ray dynasty. The episode concludes with a critique of RTE's new television schedule, specifically focusing on an perceived overabundance of murder-themed programming.

In this segment from Today FM, presenter Ian Dempsey and guest Daniel discuss the newly announced RTE television schedule for the autumn season. The conversation takes a satirical look at the perceived trend of true crime programming on Irish television, with Daniel critiquing the prevalence of murder-themed shows and podcasts. The discussion also touches upon nostalgic references to older, more innocent programming like Mart and Market, as well as recent developments in the RTE lineup, including Tommy Tiernan's return and Miriam O'Callaghan's new show regarding fertility rates.

In this episode of Gift Grub on Today FM, host Ian Dempsey discusses the upcoming Electric Picnic festival, highlighting the lineup which includes Lewis Capaldi, Gorillaz, and CMAT. The show features a live interview with former Republic of Ireland soccer manager Brian Kerr, who shares his excitement for the musical acts he plans to see. The segment takes a comedic turn as the hosts joke about festival facilities before transitioning to a call with The Two Johnnies. The latter group recounts a humorous tale of being 'catfished' by someone promising free festival tickets in exchange for a meeting at a pub, leading to a plea for genuine communications from fans.

A retro-themed episode of Gift Grub featuring comedic sketches set in various Irish school years. The episode revisits historical moments through a satirical lens, placing famous figures like Roy Keane, Miriam O'Callaghan, Bertie Ahern, Davy Fitzgerald, and Katie Taylor into childhood classroom and playground scenarios ranging from 1958 to 1993.

In this episode of Gift Grub, Paddy and Mick discuss the influx of wealthy individuals purchasing historic castles and homes in rural Ireland. The sketch features comedic encounters between local shopkeepers and famous billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg, James Dyson, and Michael Flatley as they visit a local Spar. The interaction highlights the absurdity of tech giants and global icons engaging in mundane local activities, such as buying sliced pan or asking about bin collection days, while poking fun at data collection and modern technology.

O episódio inicia com um depoimento de Shannon Maldonado, fundadora da Yaoi, sobre sua experiência utilizando a plataforma Shopify para a gestão de uma loja de souvenirs e controle de inventário. Em seguida, o conteúdo transita para uma dramatização narrativa envolvendo personagens como Michael, Ned e Danny Healy Ray, abordando temas de favores políticos, conflitos familiares e disputas de poder em um contexto que remete ao cenário político de Kerry. A segunda parte do áudio apresenta elementos de rádio drama, focando na tensão entre irmãos e nas consequências de posicionamentos políticos divergentes, culminando em uma menção ao programa Gift Grub da Today FM.

A discussion regarding the recent start to the Premier League season, featuring commentary on results for Arsenal, Manchester City, Liverpool, and a significant loss for Manchester United against Hull. The episode includes a phone-in segment with Roy Keane, who critiques the long-term managerial instability at Manchester United and the team's defensive performance. The conversation shifts to a caller from Leeds, celebrating a victory over Nottingham Forest and the temporary position of being top of the league.

O episódio aborda a convocação extraordinária do Dáil para uma votação sobre o aumento dos custos de combustível na Irlanda. O debate foca nas reações políticas à interrupção do período de férias dos parlamentares, apresentando os pontos de vista de Mary Lou McDonald, do Sinn Féin, que defende a medida como necessária para proteger o povo irlandês, e do Taoiseach Micheál Martin, que critica a convocação como uma ação vingativa.

This episode of the Gift Grub podcast features a compilation of comedic sketches, including a parody of the Rose of Tralee, auditions for Katie Taylor's fight commentary, and exaggerated reports of wild animal sightings in Irish cities. It also includes a humorous dramatization of a sibling dispute between Michael and Danny with commentary from Louis Walsh. The episode continues with comedic phone-in callers, including Louis Walsh and Ivan Yates, discussing a documentary about the Healy-Ray family, followed by an interview with Robbie Keane regarding his new role as a Match of the Day pundit.

On the day of the Leaving Cert results release, Today FM hosts a discussion regarding the stress and significance of the examinations for 70,000 students. The segment features a phone-in conversation with former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern, who reminisces about his time at St. Aidan's and the different grading systems used in his era. The episode also includes a blunt commentary from Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary, who dismisses the relevance of the Leaving Cert in the age of artificial intelligence and offers unconventional advice to students receiving their results.

An interview with former footballer Robbie Keane regarding his new role as a pundit on Match of the Day. The discussion covers his lifelong dream of joining the program, his extensive playing career across numerous Premier League clubs, and his humorous take on the competition for the position.

This episode of Gift Grub features a series of comedic commentary auditions following the announcement that RTE will broadcast Katie Taylor's historic fight against Flora Peely at Croke Park. The segment parodies various broadcasting styles, ranging from frantic radio sports reporting and basketball play-by-play to horse racing commentary and weather reports. The sketches include satirical takes on well-known Irish broadcasters and commentators, reimagining the boxing match through the lenses of rugby officials, basketball announcers, and even equestrian experts. The episode uses the high-stakes atmosphere of a major sporting event in Croke Park as a backdrop for various absurd interpretations of the fight.

Today FM host Ian Yates hosts a lively morning segment featuring a tense phone-in conversation between Michael and Danny Healy Ray ahead of the RT1 documentary 'Blood, Sweat and Tears'. The broadcast explores the sibling rivalry and recent period of silence between the two, with various guests including Louis Walsh and Ivan Yates weighing in on the drama. The episode also covers Paddy Power betting odds regarding the documentary's content and features a satirical critique from Vincent Brown regarding the nature of breakfast radio.

A comedic sketch from the Gift Grub program on Today FM featuring a medical emergency involving a presenter during the Rose of Tralee festivities. The segment depicts a character collapsing due to depleted 'crack levels' and an inability to maintain small talk, leading to an emergency intervention by a small talk specialist named Brendan. The scene escalates as medical professionals attempt to stabilize the individual using various methods, including discussions about mundane hobbies and even controversial statements regarding the All-Ireland championship results. The episode concludes with the subject's recovery after a provocative mention of Mayo and Kerry.

The Gift Grub radio show explores a series of increasingly absurd wildlife encounters across Ireland. The episode begins with reports of a blue shark attack off the coast of Waterford, prompting a call to local hurler John Milan, who describes the palpable fear in Tramore. The conversation then shifts to a caller from Limerick claiming that a Bengal tiger has been rampaging through shopping centres and pubs, followed by a Cork listener reporting a herd of African bull elephants charging through the Mardike and saltwater crocodiles appearing in the River Lee.

Host Ian Dempsey interviews Di O'Shea regarding the upcoming Rose of Tralee festival. The conversation covers the preparations in Tralee, including the recent parade and the schedule for the live broadcasts. Di O'Shea discusses his role as an interviewer, his efforts to learn about the contestants, and his personal preparations for the event, including his choice of cologne for the two nights of competition.

In this episode of Gift Grub on Today FM, host Ian Dempsey discusses the rising temperatures in Ireland, with forecasts predicting heat reaching 31 degrees by the end of the week. The program features a satirical interview with a self-proclaimed Minister for Air Conditioning regarding government plans to address overheating, including the establishment of a steering committee and a green paper due in 2029. The episode also includes a segment with Gerry, an air conditioning salesman, who describes various cooling packages such as the Autumn Breeze Premium and Arctic Sports Plus. The discussion explores the absurdity of managing heatwaves through bureaucratic delays and dubious cooling methods involving air streamed from Iceland and Norway.